Attack of the Melonheads

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Attack of the Melonheads

Was using the Cryogenic Facility as a base. Raider comes in and picks a fight. I am owning him when 3 Melonheads enter the fight, but can't see me. They start screaming and 6 more enter. They scream and 10 more enter. This goes on, while I'm fighting the raider, until there are over 40 Melonheads in the fight. Now some can see me and come closer. I realize the gravity of the situation and retreat. The game is taking forever for all the Melonheads to take their turns (took a screenshot of all these Melonheads in the hex, idk how to post it.......) I decided to wait it out in the next hex over while the Melonheads and the raider fight. Bad idea. 20 of em come after me, get me on the ground. I die of cardiac arrest.

I just died the same way I woke up to a single melon head I beat it to death with a wrench then about 10 more showed up and I got beat until I died of bleeding in the lungs + severe brain trauma

Oh... the glow is Detroit...Great

Least they can't beat you with their melons.

Your joke is missing a key ingredient I think it goes like this BA DUM TSHHHH

Oh... the glow is Detroit...Great

Thank you. It is nice to have a sense of humor in the apocalypse once in a while.