The craziest luck ever!
While heading to house for hatter, i realized i was not only malnourished but parched. I figured my day was over, so i just ran the rest of the way to the house. Upon my arrival, i was freaked out by whatever was in the house. I found the urn, and proceeded to run back to hatter. I decided to scavenge a house, and lo and behold, "You found something, your activity attracted a creature!". I found some whiskey, and some canned soup. I ate the soup, keeping me only hungry, and chugged all the whiskey, keeping me from thirst. I was horribly drunk, and vomiting and was bleeding like crazy. I proceeded to leave the items screen, and it was a dogman! The only thing i had was a crowbar, and somehow, i managed to beat it to death with my foot after i tripped it! Huzzah! And then after that i started finding caches of food and water EVERYWHERE I scavenged! What a lucky day!