weird storys and times of awesome

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weird storys and times of awesome

I started out same as always picking different perks for the ones that sucked in the last game so im a strong lockpicking medical kungfu master. I wake up then proceed to murder the dogman trying to attack me and i got the tape of it too. Ill sell that bad boy. Remembering some i saw during the fight I pick a medic kit lucky 9 antibiotics bandages and 1 painkiller this should help out. I climbed out the window and start heading for a near by city for some to loot. Damn, its cold out here I should find some clothes soon. As soon as i enter the city i get attacked, stupid. I bet he'll be begging for mercy soon well time to club some people with a medkit. He tried running hes nimble ill give him that, i've been missing and he hit good a few times. Now that your on the ground it ill be easy to kill him. After kicking him to death seems like his lungs exploded or something now lets see what he's got on him. Man I really must look like a hobo I got one shoe and 2 shopping bags holding my stuff. I also found a lighter that will help a lot. YES he had blinkies I love this stuff. Ill save these for a good time. Thats all that was on him, shit i was hoping for a weapon of some kind. Guess im done with this city.

CRAP that apartment had a DOGMAN in it, how the hell. He's got the jump on me I got to run. Oh god I cant get away TAKE THIS. I cant believe this im fighting a werewolf and winning again. Huff huff its out cold, I just need a breather then ill end it. Well he's dead I still cant believe ive killed 2 of them with my bare hands. I didn't even get hurt.sweet in that apartment I got my self a meat cleaver, I can do some real damage with this sucker and I got even more meds mostly antibiotics and some painkillers, but I remember when I broke my leg they gave me some really powerful stuff for that. Maybe I can find some somewhere. I don't know why but this place even had lockpicks sweet that will help with looting, I wont have to break so much stuff anymore. Anything else in here oh a can of soup and some water filled bottles, ill just help my self. Ok now I don't know what to do maybe i should find some other people or should I just try and stockpile for now, ill check the surrounding area for a place to sleep and for any other dogmen.

Well 2 more cities guess ill check them out. That office tower should have some locked things. OH COME ON ANOTHER ONE YOU KNOW WHAT IM JUST GONNA KILL YOU. *cough* damn my stomach. I beat it *cough* but im bleeding bad I need those painkillers and some of my bandages. Whoa what is that i think i saw it in the papers before this went down. I think its a nanokit and even... is it WHISKEY sweet i love that stuff its only a little empty too that pack should let me store some more stuff. bad news i need to sleep good news i found a sleeping bag(from this point on im only posting scavenged location and items if its major its too much text later on) guess i gotta sleep. hey im not dead thats a good sign right. wow that sucks for that looter trapped in a shed well im coming for you buddy. haha too easy uh whats that... looks like a cabin im gonna check it out. damn that wasn't a cabin it was a pile of wood great well time to keep marching on. is it really yes it is i found some ammo now if only i could find a gun he even had some soma painkillers. uh whats that light! is there other people other there maybe even a really city i got to get there but first sleep it sucks i couldn't even find a place to stay so ill just sleep on the ground if i must. damn this raider keep harassing me while im trying to get some rest i cant see the ass so i cant get him. YEA more whiskey come to papa. i started filling one of my bottles with lighter fluid never know when i may need it. oh shit he has a gun and he shot at me thank god he missed i have to kill him fast. hell ya i got myself a gun finally a use for my ammo. god damn my arm i got jumped by a raider in my sleep he broke my arm it hurts bad i killed him smashed his face in jerk im making a splint right now for it but ill have to stop moving for a day or 2 while im waiting i may as well boil my water hell im drinking some whiskey to help with the pain. ah after sleeping my arm is much better good thing im a fast healer. well time to get moving toward that glow. i found a islab today im going to keep it on me unless i find something better or in hopes that it will work later. damn im geting beat up i think i broke a rib in that fight but other wise im fine. i found a cabin in the woods with another gun and some parts for one. i moved on and found a shopping cart that will help. 3 days later i got near that glow its a real city with living people i stocked up on sell-able stuff in case i need some money or what ever they use. apparently i died by melting in my sleeping bag -_- Edit: Made the first halfish of it much more legable and easyer to read ill fix up the later half tomorrow.

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I don't want to be rude (or a grammar nazi) but I checked using search option: you used one single comma "," in this monster

You are trolling, aren't you?


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sorry i speed type im not trolling though also this was typed over a number of hours im been slowing down with the details cause its too much im only going to really add more if i get beat killed, super lucky or i get an encounter of some kind also WHISKEY

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Mate, again, I don't want to be rude but...
Please use sentences, capital letters and paragraphs. I don't care that much about grammar and stuff like that (i'm not English native speaker anyway so I will miss most of that kind of errors) but blocks of text like this one are simply impossible to read for me.

sorry i speed type im not trolling though also this was typed over a number of hours im been slowing down with the details cause its too much im only going to really add more if i get beat killed, super lucky or i get an encounter of some kind also WHISKEY

I loose track of what you're saying even in such a short message.


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Ok ill do that sorry again i typed it fast and kind of passed out before checking it. Ill go through and spell check and add more periods and spacing for it. Im not used to having to manually capping latters. Thanks for the insite

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